makaramore:

almost positive this joke has been made before

dogpuncher:

i am currently suffering from severe lack of kisses, please donate to my cause

tell me about ur crushes

I just really like my boobs okay?


posted Apr 21, 2014 at 9:36 with 2 notes
Filed Under: #nsfw

I think imma make a nsfw blog because I like showing my boobies

dulledporcupine:

Hey guys! So I’ve just kind of decided, hey! Why not run for homestuck prom court? So here I am asking for you to send a NON-ANON ask to homestuckprom and literally say this:

Hey! I’d like to nominate dulledporcupine.tumblr.com for mayor please!

Hit send on that baby and there you go. You have nominated me for mayor of homestuck’s tumblr prom thing! It would mean the world for me to just be considered. Nominations end May 8th so hurry and send your asks to homestuckprom

To get there click HERE and it will take you right to their ask box! Thanks so much you guys! You rock!

dulledporcupine:

Hey guys! So I’ve just kind of decided, hey! Why not run for homestuck prom court? So here I am asking for you to send a NON-ANON ask to homestuckprom and literally say this:

Hey! I’d like to nominate dulledporcupine.tumblr.com for mayor please!

Hit send on that baby and there you go. You have nominated me for mayor of homestuck’s tumblr prom thing! It would mean the world for me to just be considered. Nominations end May 8th so hurry and send your asks to homestuckprom

To get there click HERE and it will take you right to their ask box! Thanks so much you guys! You rock!

Serious questions

How do I meet people to casually date and have sex with? Like seriously if you’re in the Kansas City area hit me up.

Let it 

GooooOOOOOOOOOOoooooO

Hey guys! So I’ve just kind of decided, hey! Why not run for homestuck prom court? So here I am asking for you to send a NON-ANON ask to homestuckprom and literally say this:

Hey! I’d like to nominate dulledporcupine.tumblr.com for mayor please!

Hit send on that baby and there you go. You have nominated me for mayor of homestuck’s tumblr prom thing! It would mean the world for me to just be considered. Nominations end May 8th so hurry and send your asks to homestuckprom

To get there click HERE and it will take you right to their ask box! Thanks so much you guys! You rock!

'I wrote a poem, you wanna hear it?'

asksweetiebot:

ruffnutthorstonthebesttwin:

scarvenrot:

7hrone:

eridick-amporna:

astrofacto:

cabbagepatchcat:

loveschach:

THIS IS BY FAR THE BEST USE OF THE SNK OPENING

I almost choked from how perfect this was

omfg

is that christopher walken

WHY DOES IT SYNC UP LIKE THAT

I FUCKING CRACKED UP WHEN HE JUMPED OVER THE RAILING

((I lost it when he started flying.))

It is indeed Christopher Walken.  The video part is from Fat boy Slim’s Weapon of Choice.  The audio is SNK.